does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?
when you think your cramps are finished but then
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy
that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’