eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

(Source: doglets)

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

(Source: covocal)

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

(Source: portablemiah)


chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

(Source: mattsgifs)

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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