sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

(Source: cumdurnp)

biclopsdad:

DO YOU EVER SIT THERE AND WONDER LIKE??? HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD CRUSHES ON YOU AND YOU NEVER REALIZED IT LIKE WHAT IF THEY HAD THIS BURNING PASSION FOR YOU BUT NEVER SAID ANYTHING FOR WHATEVER REASON AND INTERNALLY SCREAMED OVER YOUR EXISTENCE AND ALL THE LITTLE THINGS YOU DID JUST LIVING YOUR LIFE WOW

(Source: zachabee-deactivated654323)

theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

tayloriaa:

I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.

timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you


odins-nose:

Oh

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: evolved-emo)

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

(Source: oreooficial)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals)

earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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