greetings:

when u hear someone talking shit about u

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beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

gayindustrialcomplex:

being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(Source: kzuichi)


tworepublic:

HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US

(Source: nyooms)

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”


extrarouge:

me in public when I’m alone..

(Source: goldenstories)

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